Sunday, August 15, 2010

History, Game 9, 2009 Season

Referencing August 23rd, 2009

    Hello! I didn't forget about ya'! I've just been busy staying mentally sharp and physically fit, to bring the words of others and sustain the constant crush of clever to the stage that is this here blog! We've got till the end of this year to get last year explained, I figure. No real time schedule beyond that, and we'll do something else to take up the off seasons next year instead of boring history lessons. But for now, let's get you educated!

    As always, the prop-poster first, or, thuh aaahrt dahling, thee aahrt! Inspired by a country that didn't/doesn't like the U.S. (who knows, we may be friends now). No not really, it's North Korea!  The footprint of the capitalist shoe, leaving it's mark of death, bondage and destruction, was easily translated by the skillful TDFC6 to the cleated image of yours truly to herald the start of the second half of the season with hopes of leaving our mark and monkey wrenching (there is a wrench in the cleat-print) our division.
    Speaking of marks: There are a few things going on concerning that there word. The play on words with "Marx" of the Devils and the cleat-print, brainy yes, but pretty obvious. The Marx of the Devils reminds us of Mark of the Devil, and hell, then you land right on top of the 1970 German horror flick by the same name about some bastard witch finders. Kinda ties into the bastard capitalist idea from the original commie poster. Or maybe not, your choice. Moving on with the religious tie in though, brings us to the barcode on the shoe. Which as we've heard at some point in our lives, is actually considered THE mark of the Devil in some religious corners. For our purposes though, the barcode relation in this venue is more along the lines of the dystopian writings we touch on. Evil to some all the same in one form or another, but, I haven't given it much thought. Really.
    Boom! goes the game. That may be the most exciting bit, the written 'boom'. Not a lot of factoids in this one and we can thank the game itself for that- it was a pretty slow day at the office. Plus, the history guys took the week off to do some more fancy book learning or something, so it was up to the creative drivel machine to spew the facts as "Red" TDFC would have them. So the explanation is that there really isn't much of one! It's pretty straight forward. I take that back, there was one thing that one might not get: TDFC10 is from Ipswich, our opposition wore the colors of their rivals, Norwich City FC. It actually was like kryptonite to him. His recent surgery may be related to this initial trauma.
    Also, it is the absence of our regular photographer for this and future matches that led to the side story concerning his 'misdeeds' in future blogs. He is a rogue and a rebel. Like Sarah Palin. But with a real job. Well sometimes, but only when we needed him.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Dispatch: June 27, Ministry of Such Things

국영 조선 중앙 방송에 사용되는 김정일의 호칭은 이상하다고 말해 북한 국내 언론에서는 "백전백승의 강철의 영혼 앞으로"라고 찬양하는가, 사실은 실전에서 지휘를 맡은 경험은 없다. 이 칭호는 김일성을 찬양하는 진부한 표현이 의례화된 상태 유용하는 것으로 알려져있다. 국민은 "장군님 (장군님 : 챤군니무)"라고하며, 국내 모든 곳에 그 초상화가 걸려있다. 대표적인 호칭으로 "친애하는 지도자 김정일 동지"가있다, 二言目에서 "김정일 동지" "김정일"라고 말이다. 또한 조선 인민군 내부에서는 "최고 사령관 동지"이라고도한다. 기타, 한때 사용되는 것에 "당 중앙"이있다. "당 중앙"의 용어는 일반적으로 당 중앙위원회로 해석되는 언어 였기 때문에, "당 중앙"단어가 김정일 개인을 가리키는 것으로 판단하는 데 오랜 시간이 걸렸다. 또한 북한의 공식 문헌에서도 "당 중앙"단어가 기관을 가리키는 말부터 점차 개인을 가리키는 말로 양상을 보일 때까지 오랜 시간이 걸려있다.
현재 직함은 국가에서 공화국 국방위원회 위원장, 공화국 원수, 조선 인민군 총사령관, 최고 인민회의 대의원, 당에서는 조선 로동당 총비서, 조선 노동당 정치국 상무 위원, 조선 로동당 중앙 군사 위원, 조선 로동당 중앙위원회, 조선 노동당 정치국이고, 권력을 한 손에 모으고있다. 호칭에 대해서는 국가의 중요한 직책이다 국방 위원장 (또는 위원장)로하는 것이 정식이지만, 일본의 매스 미디어뿐만 위원장으로하고있다.
바지와 점퍼를 애용하고있다. 시쿠렛토부쯔를 신는다는 설도있다. 언론에 선글라스를 착용하는 모습이 자주 방영되고있다. 외국 원수와 회담 때 중국 인민 복장과 비슷한 옷을 입고도한다. 초상화는 군복을 착용하고있는 모습도 있지만, 실제로 군복 차림으로 공공연히 나온 것은 보이지 않는다. 김일성은 정장을 착용하는 것이 많았지만, 김정일이 양복을 입고있을 법하지 않다.
테러를 두려워 있기 때문에, 아버지 김일성뿐만 아니라 비행기 싫어이고 철도로 연결되어있는 중국과 러시아 등 외국을 방문할 때 전용 장갑 열차를 이용 (1965 년, 아버지 김일성에 대사관했다 인도네시아 방문 시간은 비행기 이용이 확인되고있다).
조총련의 웹사이트에는 "명언 주소록"과 "일화 집"등을 게재하는 김정일 특징이 있고 그 안에는 김정일을 위인이라고 부르고있다.
통일교 (세계 기독교 통일 신령 협회) 문선명과 관계가 있다고한다. 1992 년 통일교 지도자 문선명과 만나 35 억달러 (약 4400 억원) 무슨 원조를 약속한 경제 협력 관계를 구축했다. 1994 년 7 월 아버지 김일성이 사망한 직후, 문선명의 측근인 박 프로이센 이건희와 회담했다. 통일교의 간부, 박 장관 권한이 사장을 맡고있는 한국의 "평화 자동차"와 합작 회사 "평화 자동차 총 회사"를 설립하여 자국의 남포 (난뽀) 공업 단지에서 자동차 생산을 지휘하고, 국영 " 일반적으로 장 호텔 "사업을 통일교 관계자 지휘하고있다. 2002 년, 문선명의 80 세 기념하여 한국의 인사에 대해서는 매우 이례라고 축하 메시지와 선물을 선사했다. 이러한 북한과의 파이프를 만들었다 통일교는 가족의 "워싱턴 타임즈"사 주홍 동쪽 문장 (추 동 厶 아이콘) 사장이 년 방미했다 야마자키 타쿠와 면회, 다음 2007 년 1 월 10 일 야마자키의 방북 루트를 마련했다라고도한다 [누구?] 그러나 최근 북한 당국은 통일교의 간부를 간첩 혐의로 체포하고는 감시 대상으로하고 있다고 말한다 [30].
회원 전용 Pyongyang Golf Club (파 72,7700 야드) 코스에서 1 라운드 중 총 11 홀에서 홀인원을 달성했다.
앞으로 북한 체제가 붕괴되고, 만약 국외 도망을 강요하고 여전히 호화 생활을 보낼 수 있도록 약 3600 억엔의 숨겨진 자금을 유럽 은행에 보유하고 있다고 말한다. 이 기금은 핵 및 미사일 기술의 매각 등으로 얻은 자금이라고한다 [31]. F - ing hot, 5-0? 
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts?
The Hangover

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Dispatch: Ministry of Information, June 13

    Let every ear hear of the glory of the People’s Team, the Pub Heroes, The Tartan Devils Football Club!  Battling against old foes Peter’s TWP, the People’s Team were victorious, chalking up a 2 - 1 win on the day!  Much like the clouds in the sky, heavy with humidity; an oppressive and sad attempt by the Nation of Scientology to align itself with a hoosegow heavy. The Tartan Devils were instead themselves a Red and Black Storm rising to squelch the opposition!  It has been said:  BE WARNED!  The nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our football!  No truthier words have been spoken.  On the day, the despotism of the foe, their decadent Enron-esque Peters Township ways, were on display for all to see.
    An early goal for the opposition set up a mountain for the TDFC to scale.  And scale it they did!  The answer to the encroachment by the opposition came in the form of a brilliant cross by first year student Comrade Jeremy from the Ministry of Judgement.  The thought of the inevitable along with the pressure and commitment by the TDFC front line, spearheaded by the Young Pioneer, led to the keeper throwing the ball into his own net to avoid the crippling onslaught.  An amazing display of collective suggestion if ever there was! 2+2=5 is not a theory, but truth!
    Holding the draw might have been enough, given the history of dealing with the opposition (not to mention their goals for ratio), but the TDFC was not content to sit back, fold in and only defend.  In addition to solid defense, as masterminded by Kommisar MJ (shifting TDFC back to a 4 – 4 – 2 set up), experimentation has commenced on the Turk-Irish connection at the top between Comrades Ben "Turk 182" and Paul Pot.  Intense pressure from the Hammered and Sickled Tommy, along with Comrade "Iron head" Seth (Minister of Nuclear Power) added to the mix.  With “Karl" Mac's midfield general-ship, the TDFC tapped into the mantra of our Dutch comrades who gleefully sing “B.U.R.T.”:  Build Up Resistance Together!
    The final judgement on the day came through the tenacity and determination of the Young Pioneer!  As was their mistake from the opening whistle, the foes on the Field of Our Founders miscalculated the desire of all behind the force of one to overcome the repression of our taskmasters!  A clever flick and a lightning strike made for the winning score on the day.
    This match was a dazzling example of the revolutionary methodology of the People’s Club.  Every Devil gave their best, from each according to their ability to the collective need!  Fly the Red and Black flag of revolutionary Victory for the People’s Team: The Tartan Devils Football Club!  Power to the People, Power to the Pub!  Futball for the Pub, Futball for the People, ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE’S PUB!

All photo's by Tracy Brown, Ministry of Photography, Bunker Division

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dispatch: Ministry of Information, June 6

BE WARNED!  The nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our football! 
    The first month after May Day Month 2010 commenced with the People’s Team, The Pub Heroes of the Tartan Devils Football Club took to the southwestern hinterlands of the city to take on the Heidleberg/Mt. Lebanon club.  These oppressive imperialists did little more than engage in a sickening amount of counter-revolutionary duck-speak, except to say that they shipped in their own officials, as capitalistic stooges of their exploitative machine, on the day.  Their token tantrums did even less against the People’s Team, as we drew to a 1-1 result!
    The culturally deviant oppressive forces moved in front on the day with a goal from a set piece that could best be described as cheap; a crass joke of overloaded proportions.  The People’s Team, headed by the Dear Leader and Der Kommissar MJ, is experimenting with revolutionary new formations, and the Oppressive forces took advantage of the adjustments the TDFC were making.  The People’s Wayne was motivated and fluid on the wing, as was Comrade Wee Baldwinovich.  Tommy (of the Hammered and Sick-led variety) was a BEAST in the Mid-Field, going after the opposition with a revolutionary zeal that was truly an inspiration to all.
    The keeper of the opposition made a foolishly decadent sweeping clothesline attack on the Young Pioneer in the final moment of the match.  The penalty that followed was a blazing strike that evened the scoreline and showed a more accurate reflection of the day.  As Comrade Jason “Gramsci” commented “… it was a moral victory for a bunch of guys without morals.”  Well said, comrade!
Again we say, BE WARNED!  The nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our football!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Dubious derby dispatch, May 16

    On the hallowed grounds of Founders Field the fascists of Yinz United defeated the brave Soviet Heroes of TDFC 3-2. The fascist bully boys of Yinz United, led Oswald Mosley and MR. “Iron Lady”, used tactics reminiscent of the early days of the Eastern Front to drive the Tartan Devils from the field. The Dear Leader vowed that this set back would be avenged just as Mother Russia defeated the Third Reich in the Great Patriotic war so will TDFC strike back at the Yinzers. The heads of the Devils are held high!

    The crystalline method of the oppositions attack was the key to a quick lead that cast a shadow of momentary doubt over the pitch. The stalwarts of the Peoples team then matched speed with heart and desire to battle the yellow belly derby crashers. With intensity the Young Pioneer, though wounded, struck one for the home front off of a stationary play! The Young Pioneer also engineered his second goal as well, his hard work angling in from the sidelines resulting in a PK as the flustered keeper had no choice but to earn himself the красно through undignified last man play. The resulting inspired firestorm from all Devils willing had the opposition and field judges confused, as all that could be mustered in response was an unfortunate ricochet and a uncalled hand ball resulting in tallies for the foes. Based on overwhelming evidence contrary to what constitutes an actual marker, they were stricken from the record.

    In preparation for the future defeat of the Yinzers, the Ministry of Truth and Propaganda hence forth will not be led down the path of deception by the so called Yinz United. The Ministry declared that it is a misnomer to call Yinz truly “United” as this so called team is more of a coalition of various parties such as the British National Organization of Questionable Decision Making, The Ginger Hand Commandoes, and British Union of Fascists. By doing this Ministry of Truth and Propaganda has taken the first step to defeat the Yinzers by declaring their moniker void, because those who control the language control the outcome of history.

Power. To. The. People.

Photo's by Tracy Brown: Ministry of Photography, Bunker Division

Update on the struggle, May 2

    Day 0 + 1 after May Day 2010, the Glorious People’s Team took to the Field of our Founders to set forth against the imperial forces that are the Iceoplex FC. The People’s Team fought hard, and it is right and revolutionary to be proud of every Pub hero that day. The worthy strike from the foot of the Young Pioneer could have easily proven to have been all that was needed on the day, but like Cliff Richards, fascists are always trying to bring the TDFC down. Che James battled swiftly and strongly in goal, but with treachery and back-handedness reserved only for the most dastardly of foes, the Corporate stooges of the Iceoplex drew ahead of the People’s Team on the day. A so-called “penalty” was awarded to the corporate shills of the opposition after the People’s keeper worked like any good proletariat would to clear the 18 yard box.

    The deviant actions of the corporation ran so deep as to have re-routed the Ministry of Photography through a series of detours and dead ends, separating the ministry from the entouragical will of the People. In a display of cheap imitation, a member of the invading side set up as if involved with the collective, and proceeded to take account of the day. If not for the keen eye of the Pub Stasi, who knows what kind of spin would have been put on the evidence of the day! The camera was confiscated and this 'Peter Parker' was sent to corporate gulag, one different than the orchestrators of this treason envisioned to be sure. The confiscated camera left little to be gleaned as it exploded. Technicians recovered what can only be explained as questionable data.

    The kind of corporate thuggery on exhibition that day belies a truthiness overarching the match. With their generally decadent approach to the people’s game, the corporate shills of Iceoplex will do all in their power to live up to their pseudo-futuristic name. Unlike the futurists of the early 1900s, these adherents of the “new” ape the Italian futurists of the 1920s and embrace their fascist underpinnings. Like Comrade Stephanson said in the 25th chapter of Snowcrash, these types won’t be happy until a courier can skateboard from New York to L.A., simply by going through one franchise parking lot to another. Gross. Long Live the Collective! LONG LIVE THE PUB! Crush the Iceoplexes and all who follow their broken ideology. Futball for the Pub, Futball for the People, ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE’S PUB!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Latent reports from the quest to unite the masses, April's 18 and 25

Due to an uncalled for assault upon the communication lines of our collective, recent communiqué have been disrupted. Suspected infiltration from forces that would squeeze the life from the workers resolve have positioned themselves to dampen the words of the People! Through countermeasures of our own, we have recaptured the intended missives, if only scraps, of the whole. The Ministry of Information and Reporting along with the Ministry of Photography under the Simply Red Collective will continue to strive to give the People the enlightenment they deserve and will not be dissuaded by the actions of imperialist scum! Onward!

Regarding April 18th, 2010:
All hail the glorious People's Team, the Tartan Devils Football Club! The 2010 season started as it has for years, against the Opus and the Dei, the whining zealot laden side of Allegheny United. At the field of Our Founders, TDFC fought valiantly, fought hard, and fought strong. The score line, much like Judas, betrays the revolutionary truth behind the day. The final breath left the score at 3-2 to the invading missionaries, but does not tell of the passion behind the play of the Devils!
It is unclear the way of the tallies for the day, due to the compromised nature of the report, but know this: the People and the Party were proud to behold the First Among Equals and the Young Pioneer working toward communal objectives for the kingdom, the power, and the glory of the nation of Tartan Devils! Photographic evidence from the contest was all but lost, save this image that the Ministry of Science has yet to authenticate.

Regarding April 25th, 2010:
After traveling far, far, far, into the dirty south, the People's Team came out clean against the new jack adversary of North Franklin! The skies opened up before the contest and immediately after, but the game was dry; a rumored alliance with John Travolta and talk of weather machine technology have been unsubstantiated.
Fragments of the report suggest that strong middle play by Paul "Pot" Coen and Jamie "Ministry of Housing" Deitz leading the way, and indeed getting the deed transferred back to him as he moved the twine of the oppositions net with a worm burner that was not be touched by foe.
New additions to the TDFC offered to share in the wealth as well, with John "Lenin" Andrews tenaciously following up his own attempts to nudge in a marker, and Ben "Turk 182" Atabek showing parade worthy might to add a third goal.
The 3- nil win would not have be upheld if it weren't for the efforts of all, including the smart rotation of worthy soldiers from the sideline. Bits of recovered information tell of an aggressive Gang of Four and both keepers doing the way of defense proud, as is reflected by the final score. Glory to The Party that was on hand to flank the opposition in support of Tartan Devils all!
Photographic evidence of the day, in a display of cunning and covert action by the The Ministry of Photography, sent one Tracy Brown to use her savvy to get through the enemy blockade and sabotage attempts to intercept media!

Power to the Pub!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


  So we've covered the history of half of last season, in fairly quick fashion, and it's filled in some off time nicely. 2010 season starts soon. With these things in mind, we're going to continue to use the explanations of last year to fill in the gaps as we go (off weeks, the break between the spring and fall session), to keep a little bit of continuity.
    The entity known as the Simply Red Scare Collective will keep the machine moving with the propaganda style game reports, and there may be a twist involved here and there as far as that blather is concerned. Short attention spans, ya know? As far as game posters go, regretfully, there won't be one for every game. There will be one for the first half and second half of the campaign, a hand screened print available at the end of each. Not quite sure if there will be any teaser to pique interest yet. Maybe a piece by piece reveal or some crap like that! 
    I don't wanna get into how we look going into Sundays or how the roster has changed or anything like that. We'll leave that for whatever. I will say this much: we go out, we play hard, we have a laugh usually at our expense, we win. Always. Oh oh oh... and we have booze after. Always. 
    All game announcements will be through the ol' facebook thingy if nothing else! Look out for summer merch from the facebook thingy merch page too! Yahtzee!

    Nothing much else to say except, GIVE 'EM HELL DEVILS!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

History, Game 8, 2009 Season

Referencing June 17th, 2009

    The midway point. A milestone, a water mark to compare to seasons past, all one of them. Winning some, learning some, fairly awesome but weary of things to come!

    Because of our success, the paranoia took hold, figuring everyone would be gunning for us come the second half of the season, so in preliminary strike fashion, it was acknowledged BEFORE the second half even began. Take that. So the propaganda poster is indeed as simple as it looks: We are the target of the might of the league. Pure paranoia. *sigh*.
    Not to say these delusions of attack didn't come from somewhere! Here are the inspirations for comparison...

    The quote that needs little explanation and meant for inspiration, comes from Mao in a selection of works called "Serve the People", Volume III. Like all of us, he had his moments. Too bad they were offset by numerous instances of monumental "Huh? He did what?!". Extreme narcissism'll do that.  Poster= done!

    Now the bulk of this particular entry came from the plethora of nicknames that got introduced before the break. A collective effort in this match for sure! But first...

Historical blah blah blah:
    The original 5 Year Plan was the Soviet Union's attempt to rapidly develop the economy. There were more, each focusing on some aspect, the first couple focusing on industry. After the Soviets, everybody just had to have their own __ Year Plan.
    The Red Brigade is a lefty little group of terroristic boys and girls out of Italy that did most of their damage in the 70's and 80's. There might be a few still kickin' around doin' crimes. Like going to get sushi and not paying.
    Ahh, the Great Leap Forward. This was ours in an kind of happening real life little football world kinda way. But as TDFC18 points out the reality of the actual inception... "Mao believed that the communist revolution would become realized through a 'great leap forward' when the people would finally 'get' it and the owners would be toppled...OH, and he thought it'd be global, too. Nice cloud talk, but about as smart as when he decided to kill all those birds, and pests ate all the crops. Oh Mao. When will you learn?"

The nickname game explodes! A dirty dozen of devil debutantes:
    TDFC27- gets dubbed AK 47! The Soviet machine gun of choice, sturdy and reliable, but sometimes has an unpredictable misfire.
    TDFC2- add 'ski' and you have instant nobility or generic ruski!
    TDFC16- Sickled and Hammered! Pre game condition from the night before usually, a play on the hammer and sickle of the Soviet Union. And as we have been taught by Dutch hardcore band Colt Turkey, the hammer hits hard and the sickle cuts deep!
    TDFC23- a logical play on names with the addition of 'Pot', and nothing more than that is to be gleaned. His second nickname, if your keeping score at home!            TDFC22 (who has been the recipient of a fair amount of blunt force trauma to the dome) seems to think there is a visual resemblance between the squat, sicko deceased Cambodian leader of the Khmer Rouge, and our tall, upstanding Irish midfielder. Ehhh, you make the call. Go here and you get a Pol Pot photo with a free factoid. That guy was crazy crazy crazy.
    TDFC28- Ivan Drago. There is really no explanation. But it's funny.
    TDFC5- The Ministry of Housing! It's, like, what he does. For real.
    TDFC32- The Ministry of Virtue? Autonomous doublethink, plain and simple.
    TDFC29- Commisar of Kommissars to our club! Yes it is what you think it is.
    TDFC4- the mighty use of artistic license and legend along with some ruski style retro fitting, and you get Mikhail Baldwinovich! And that's a tall order.
    TDFC18- The Red! Always has been, always will be. Respek.
    TDFC21- his obsession with A.C. Milan spawned the russianized alteration of Antonio Gramsci, to Gramski, but still alludes to the Italian Marxist intellectual who butted heads with the fascists of his time.
    TDFC19- given the byname of a KGB Agent due to his 'jobs' of doing 'nothing really' in the middle of 'nowhere'. Like a spy.
Alright. Decompress. Full brain. Be champions!

Diavolo numero tredici del Tartan
(no picture available at time of press)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

History, Game 7, 2009 Season

Referencing June 7th, 2009

    Allright wrestling fans! More in your face extreme blogging! Not really. We don't drink Mountain Dew.

About the propaganda poster...
    Ohhhhhh another Lenin rip off! Not the jerk from the Beatles, the jerk from Russia. The chiseled I don't know what (aura?), the intensity, the dramatic bar of light across the eyes... are they following me? More spot on diligence from TDFC6 morphing our Tartan Devil to suit!
    Now here's the deal: at this point, the season was going very well and opposing sides seemed to not share in our glory. It seemed very necessary to represent ourselves as an unwanted disease, an infiltration into the league. Using the Subhumans' (an English punk band from Warminster in Wiltshire) song 'Germ' ( for more inspiration, instead of a quote from the Vladster seemed to be the way to go.
    Real quick about Warminster: In the 60's and 70's, there weren't enough people living there to manifest visual phenomenon, so everybody just heard stuff. Weird noises. Unexplained weird noises, they called the strange aural vibes The Thing. It took the resulting swarm of ufologist to convince everybody they should be seeing unexplained things too, to go with their unexplained sounds. And they did! Sightings in the thousands over those years. There ya go, the UFO hoo-ha in a small town. No charge.
Now the writing...
    A TDFC13, 18, and 22 co-lab-er-a-shun! You got yer sideways comments, toilet humor, and truths all in one glorious package!
The Jabs:
    Epoxy was not only a comment on the strange plasticine sheen of the grass, but on the world of suburbia itself, Cranberry in this case.
    "Disruptions of strip mall proportions" while referring to the excellent play of TDFC5, also hinted at the condition of sprawl in the area.
The Potty Mouth:
    Full Frontal anything is all like, heh, heh.
    We will assume the obvious Dick's need no explanation or revisitation.
    Apologies to TDFC33 for sullying his two goal feat by referring to it as "a deuce".
    "Cleats up, lumpen proles down" is a take on the popular phrase that the kids are using these days. A real life misogynist thoughtcrime.
The Facts:
    We let up with a two goal lead. The functional and educational bit from Mao summed up the lesson and was taken from Selected Military Writings of Mao Tsetung, in a letter from the Front Committee to the Central Committee on guerilla tactics. Stay on the attack!
    Our division really is wrought with capitalists, imperialists and fascists.
    And TDFC16 really did score a goal. It went in, not over! I know!
    There! All better, just a little prick! Now that you've had your medicine you'll be able to sleep through those nasty thoughtcrimes you've been having.