Saturday, July 23, 2011

Dispatch from the Fire Pit, RE: July 10, July 17

23's YOUNG ONES, JULY 10th:
    The high hinterheights of Plum Mountain begat the struggle against the sun stained royalty of the region.  The dry and arid playing surface purposefully set high upon a hilltop in order to wear down opponents and be as one with their bright, orb of a deity.  An opiate of the pruned masses indeed!
    The Young guns of the Pub brought their bench, and through smart rotation and hydration were able to beat back the purple crush of imperialism! The scoring was opened by opportunistic zip code management as Eric "Left Wing" Buhman was in the area to assume credit for the goal.  The next came from a Travis "Ministry of the Interior" MacKenzie header, who then proceeded to tally two more towards the collective cause.  Then Greg "Youth Brigade" Annan then added a score in the waning moments of the pompous empires' sun, essentially beheading the monarchial aspirations of domination, the final 5-2 baked into the record books.
     Let it be known that although others in this missive were named in the goal scoring Ledger of Equals, all tallies will be attributed to Eric "Broken Left Wing" Buhman in recognition of his zeal to show others the true meaning of collective effort and initiate Operation Mr. Mister!  While his rations will stay the same, the masses will sing songs of praise!

23's YOUNG ONES, JULY 17th:    
    The contentious heat did little to cool the old wounds from prior events before the TDFC 2.3's came into true being in their Year Zero.  Before their assimilation into the Nation of TDFC, some history books make mention of a proletariat firm known as Breadworks.  While this can neither be confirmed nor denied by the collective, it is accepted that they were allies in the struggle to stamp out the gutter dogs of imperialism and their ilk.
    It seems the Oak Avalon army remembered their foes regardless of what flag being flown.  Hard tackles and a short bench for both sides brought the fight to a mouth breathing standstill by the end of the day, a 1-1 draw the result.  The Tartan Devils lads own Dear Leader, Dan "Generalissimo" Morton notching the score off of a rebound from a smart free kick from Derek "The Elder Equal" MacKenzie!  In a show of grudging respect and to set the stage for a future meeting, the opposition was allowed to tie the game.
    While little is known about the northern foes of OA, besides the existence of a splinter group based on pattied meat, the Tartan Devils will be strong in their defense of suspected history and trophy! The Pub is Bond!

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