Monday, July 4, 2011

Dispatch: Ministry of Informational Learning Facilities, RE: June 18, 19

40's Old Boys, June 18:
    While a few CTU wore the Black Flag of disruptive qualities well, the gandy dancers of an over privileged side proved nimble enough to dance through the opiates of untruth, Great Pumpkinism and Refereeism.  Commonism in it's most common, not communal, form.  The Stepford Plains proved difficult to rally on; an unfortunate tithe was placed on the proles of our time!
    The baying dogs of Graham Park were properly kowtowed when Karl Mac's vision led to The Big German's understanding and a 1-nil lead was had.  A predisposed inclination to interpret the successes of the working class as inflammatory and dangerous had the expected outcome, as the bourgeoisie disavowed the hard work done by TDFC and waged a war using only their tears.  The scales of levity then tipped through an erroneous call on a righteous goal.  The weight of oppression too much to bare, the final outcome a farce; Just another skewed day in the epoxy based land of the strip mall! Bloodied but Unbowed, there will be a Redemption Song ringing in the ears of our generous hosts... !

23's Young Ones, June 19:
    It seems that dastardly Duckspeak is not limited to the Proper's and Old Boys, as the Young Ones had to filter through such counter-revolutionary psychobabble on their way to a 4-2 victory for the masses!
    The aged emperor captain of the bourgeoisie came masquerading in his finest nothingness, eager to show that he was anything but unfit for the job.  The clear minded 2.3's saw through the sham and unable to put up with the pretense, continued their assault on  materialism until the battered ideals of a naked king lay in ruins, a PK by his own fabrication as the bell tolled.
    Goals by the Minister of the Interior and the first on the year by the Annan Youth Brigade added to the strikes by the First Among Karl Mac's Equals, Derek the Elder!  Hail to the Youngers of the Pub, Glory to TDFC!

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